I know a man , we know his wife
I call here babe , he knows Papa .
We like to hang out from time to time

And man , the shuttle@@#! , she likes that ...
It fills her with elation ,
Until the final temptation oh ,

No net between the girl and I
Or $#&@ing fence , to ruin the night


Just like badminton ...
While he plays badminton ,
He plays badminton Oh ,

Just like badminton ...

I know a game where no one loose

Pleasure or pleasure : you don't need to chose ,
A tournament with a single rule :
Be kind and gentle , don't be cruel .

So she is lying lying lying down ,
She's lying to her husband ;
He's too old to be told he can't satisfy

All that she wants , it would ruin his life .

Just like badminton ...

While he plays badminton ,
He plays badminton Oh ,
Just like badminton ...


Honey tell me ... I've got honey would you like some ?
Honey tell me ... I've got honey ... And I just want to make you come

And make you come
I want to make you come
And make you come


Oh this love's like Badminton ,
You just have to play

You just have to find a way
To make her come ...