Better keep my head down while I sing this song
'Cos everything I do is wrong


Bought you some new shoes
They were the wrong colour
Got you a new coat

You said it would better suit your mother

I wish you'd tell me what's going on

'Cos everything I do is wrong

Wanted to take you away on a holiday

You said we couldn't afford to pay
Then a few hours later, guess what?
You say we never go away


Phone you, it's too early
Phone you again, it's too late

You want everything on a silver plate
Can't go anywhere
'Cos you're never ready on time

When I point this out
The fault's all mine


Yeah, I wish you'd explain what the hell's going on
'Cos everything I do is wrong


Yeah, I came to pick you up in my car
But you'd given me the wrong address so you weren't there
Tried to get you a better job, you went mad at me

Said you now liked working at your factory

Told me not to make a big deal of your birthday

Now six months later I'm still having to pay
Tried to take you out to a nice restaurant
You screamed at me, this ain't what you want


Excuse me for being such a total moron
'Cos everything I do is wrong


Gotta keep my head down while I sing this song
'Cos everything I do is wrong


Don't think you love me no more
'Cos this ain't love, it's a civil war

Gotta keep my mouth shut, another twenty minutes is gone
Waiting for you to put your lipstick on


You've forgotten how to talk, now all you do is shout
I guess you got tired and the brute in you got out


Sometimes get to thinking I should be moving on
'Cos everything I do is wrong


Everything I do is wrong [x8]