It was my boyfriend's family
Not something crazy
He took me to meet his old granny

Then, something phased me
She's not like most elderly
She kept glaring from behind the chips

I went to kiss her on the cheek and
She went for my lips


I kissed a girl and I liked it
Taste of her denture cream
If I had a drink she would have spiked it

But it's okay with me
I was enticed
I found my vice

I wish she had planted one on me twice
It was my sin
Soft wrinkled skin

Stretched, saggy chin
A toothless grin


No, I don't even know her age
It doesn't matter
Lock me inside an iron cage

It will not shatter
This burning flame-it can't be tamed
No,I could not resist

Her snow-white hair
Vintage wheelchair
Sparks flew the moment we kissed


I kissed a girl and I liked it
Taste of her denture cream

If I had a drink she would have spiked it
But it's okay with me
I was enticed

I found my vice
I wish she had planted one on my twice
It was my sin

Soft wrinkled skin
Stretched, saggy chin
A toothless grin


No, I don't know what's happened to me
My taste went from Brad Pitt to grannies

Walkers, dentures, and hearing aides
I like my ladies older by decades