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VEGGIE TALES lyrics : "Stuff Mart Rap"

Salesman #2 and #3: Check it out! Check it out!

Salesman #1: If you want a big hat


Salesman #2 and #3: We got that!


Salesman #1: If you need a tube of glue

Salesman #2 and #3: We got that too!


Salesman #1: A 20 gallon wok?


Salesman #2 and #3: They're in stock!

And if you need refrigerators

To keep extra mashed potatoes
Or a giant air compressor
To blow fruit flies off your dresser

Or a dehydrated strudel
Or a nose ring for your poodle
Or a five pound can of tuna

And some flippers to go scuba

Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba!

Here we go, scuba! Come on!

Salesman #1: If you need a rubber hose


Salesman #2 and #3: We got those!


Salesman #1: A rhododendron tree

Salesman #2 and #3: We got three!


Salesman #1: A wrap-around deck


Salesman #2 and #3: Gotta check!

But if you need a window scraper

And a gross of toilet paper
Or a rachet set and pliers
And surround sound amplifiers

And a solar turkey chopper
Or a padded gopher bopper
Flannel shirts for looking grungy

And some rope for goin' bunji

Bunji! Bunji! Bunji-wun-gee-fun-gee!

Here we go, bunji! Come on!

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