Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Larry the
Cucumber
presents, in a sequential image, stereophonic, multimedia event,

The
Song of the Cebu!
Larry: Cebu! This is a song about a boy ... a song about a

little boy
and his cebus ... a song about a little boy and his three cebus
... the

little boy who had a sick cebu, a sad cebu and a mute cebu. And
also a
hippo.

Um ... um ... this is a picture of me at the airport. This is my
Aunt
Ruth. This is me at a bullfight. This is me fighting the

bull.
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Ohh!
Larry: This is me and the bull.

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Ahh!
Larry: This is me and the bull and ... I think that's the
bull's cousin.

He's a cebu!
Archibald: Hold it! You call this a multimedia event? This is a
slide

projector and a bed sheet! And what on Earth is a cebu,
anyway?
Larry: It's kind of like a cow. See?

Archibald: Yes. Well, very good. This could be interesting.
Carry on!
Larry: Cebu! Sing it with me! Cebu!

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Cebu!
Larry: Boy is riding with cebu
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Boy is riding with cebu

Larry: Into town in his canoe
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Into town in his canoe
Larry: Sick cebu is rowing and sneezing. Achoo moo moo, achoo

moo moo,
achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo moo
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo

moo,
achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo moo
Larry: Hippo chewing on bamboo

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Hippo chewing on bamboo
Larry: Can't see boy and three cebus
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Can't see boy and three cebus

Larry: Sad cebu is rowing and crying. Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo
moo moo,
boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo moo

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo
moo
moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo

moo
Larry: Cebu!
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Cebu!

Larry: Cebu!
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Cebu!
All: Achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, achoo moo

moo,
achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, cebu!
Larry: Hippo seen by mute cebu

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Hippo seen by mute cebu
Larry: Tries to tell the other two
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Tries to tell the other two

Larry: Mute cebu is waving and grunting. Mmm-hmm mmm mmm,
mmm-hmm mmm
mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm,
mmm-hmm
mmm mmm, mmm-

hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
Larry: Uh-oh.
Archibald: Wait! What happens next?

Larry: Um ...
Archibald: Does the hippo see them? Is the poor mute cebu
successful in

communicating the imminent danger to the other passengers? Is
the boy
injured? Why is the sad cebu sad? Is the canoe wood or
aluminum?
Larry: Oh look! There's me and Bob at Sea World! Oh, wow.

Forgot about
that one. There's me and that bull again.
Archibald: You can't just start a song and leave it hanging
like that!
You know, I've come to expect a lot more from you. This is

quite
disappointing! I'm going to have to speak to Bob about
this.
Larry: Oh look, a cebu! Cebu!
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Cebu!

Larry: No, wait ... that's a water buffalo.
Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: No more song about cebu! Need another
verse or
two! Audience is standing and leaving, bye-bye moo, bye-bye moo,
bye-bye

moo, bye-bye moo moo moo moo
Jimmy: I want my money back!
Jerry: Yeah, that'd be ... that'd be good.