Chicken!
Kung Pow
Chicken!

Mongolian
Chicken!
Sweet and sour

Chicken!
Cashew
Chicken!

Do the moo shoo
moo shoo shoo moo moo shoo muh moo shoo moo moo shoo shoo moo
moo shoo shoo

Do the moo shoo
Pork!
Mandarin

Pork!
Barbeque
Pork!

Sweet and sour
Pork!
Spicy shreded

Pork!
Pork
Do the tofu

to foo foo to to to foo foo fo fo to n to to n fo fo
STOP!
Break a fourtune cookie.

Beware of grape with wooden mallet.
Aint that the truth.