"c" is for your little !@$% when i go down beneath. "h" is for your pubic hair
that sticks between my teeth. "r" is for your !@(!, that "i" $#&@ with my
dick. christmas comes but once a year and makes me $#&@ing sick. "s" is for your

%#@!ty $$#hole, clinkers 'round your bum, "t" is for your massive tits that make
me want to###. "m" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me. "a" is
for the agony of catching your vd. "s" is for the syphilis that rots away my

prick, christmas comes but once a year and makes me $#&@ing sick. "s" is for the
syphilis that rots away my ding-dong merrily along, the chapel bells are
ringing. ding-dong merrily along, my $#&@ing balls are swinging. whoa, whoa whoa

whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa....the chapel bells are
ringing. (more whoa's) ...my $#&@ing balls are swinging!