Uh? uh? (I like)

Are you ready for a little chat in a song about the Internet?

It's the story about a social door you've never seen before
If you wanna be seen by everyone
Wanna be in the dream and have some fun

If you wanna be on the hook, simply take a look

Facebook, uh oh oh?

Everybody loves you so
Facebook, uh oh oh?
Everybody lets you know


Do you wanna be more than just a friend?
Do you wanna play cybersex again?

If you wanna come to my house
Then click me with your mouse


Facebook, uh oh oh?
Everybody loves you so


You're loggin' in, then it begins
And your computer is swinging and taking your time away
The scene is right for a socialite

Now you're on Facebook, anywhere, anytime, night and day

Facebook, ooh oh oh? (I like)

Everybody loves you so
Uh uh, ooh oh oh? (Mi piaci)
Never gonna let you go


So you wanna make love with me?
Am I really your cup of tea?

Are you really the one that you never really meet?

Facebook, ooh oh oh? (I like)

Everybody loves you so
Uh uh, uh oh oh? (Mi piaci)
Never gonna let you go


You're loggin' in with just a friend
But soon Mark Zuckerberg's hammerin', clamourin' round the bend

We used to greet friends on the street
But now it's googling, giggling, gaggling when we meet


Facebook, uh oh oh?
How about a little chat?
Facebook, oh oh oh?

Meet you on the Internet!

Do you really like politics? Wanna talk about voodoo tricks?

Are you really a sex machine or just some beauty queen?
Everybody is better than before
Everybody is calling out for more

Everybody in cyberville is knocking on your door

Facebook, uh oh oh? (I like)

Everybody does a show
Uh uh, uh oh oh? (Mi piaci)
If you like it, click and go


Do you know that it's instant loggin' in
For a little more fun and cyber sin?

Wanna know what this book's about?
Then how about logging out?


Facebook, now I've got a million friends
Goodbye Facebook fans, this is how the story ends
(Facebook)