All he needs is green wine and hookers,
All she needs is him but who cares?
One below zero just like a year before.

Putting thoughts in alphabetical order
Breathing out smoke on the water
Magical enough for a ten-year-old.


Chorus:
Keep on keeping secrets

Get on with Christmas syndrome
With gifts of all species
Inbound / Outbound wishes

Symptomatic, automatic and aseptic
And I'm starting all over
Starting all over...


Winter's cheap without a fur coat
Music used to be 'pink' and 'purple'

Why isn't it a stress for everybody else?
Shiny star singing first part,
Shiny words on a shiny postcard

Wine is gonna spark
Exclamations mark


Chorus

All he needs is green wine and hookers,

All she needs is him but who cares?