Chorus:

I'm an MMA Fan

Hard as $#&@ as I yell in the stands
An MMA fan
Gonna smack you mother$#&@ers with the back of my hand

An MMA fan
Say "seen" and not "saw", be glad to knee you in the jaw
An MMA fan

Gettin' drunk off my feet, but I'm a $#&@in' athlete
An MMA fan


Verse 1

Boom Boom: They call me Boom Boom

But not because I can scrap,
It's because I drop bombs every time that I rap
And in the stands at the fights pounding Smirnoff Ice

Until you look at me funny then I don't play nice

I watch MMA because I love the show

The tattoos,
The hoochie crews,
The energy drinks, yo!

See them pickin' em up,
Then takin' em down
Erecting from the guard for some real ground and pound.

Knees and elbows, rear-nakeds I could do this all day
Sweat glistenin' muscles ripplin' and we're all heterosexual!


Chorus:

I'm an MMA fan

Gonna tap you out - hard as $#&@ there's no doubt
An MMA fan
Pound beers and puff my chest cause MMA is the best!

An MMA fan
You may call me a douchebag but it's cause you're a gay !@$)!
An MMA fan

Tattooed head to toe and slammin' Xzyience, bro!
An MMA Fan


Verse 2

Houdini: Houdini rollin' up with a flick of the dice

Drinking Stolis with the Boom straight guzzling Ice
Most vicious man in the stands and I'm here to say
I love MMA in a hetero way


I've got a Tap-out Affliction
You know how it goes,

Shower in bedazzler before I hit the shows
With a vengeance
You know my muggin' is mean,

Yo Boom - how's my $$# look in these distressed jeans?

Chorus:


I'm an MMA Fan
Hard as $#&@ as I yell in the stands

An MMA fan
Smack you mother$#&@ers with the back of my hand
An MMA fan

Say "seen" and not "saw", be glad to knee you in the jaw
An MMA fan
Gettin' drunk off my feet, but I'm a $#&@in' athlete

An MMA fan

Verse 3:


BOom Boom: Mixed Martial Arts, takes self-motivation
But to be a real fan, takes true dedication.

Learn all the moves, and act like I can do 'em.
Badass Baroni? You know that I blew him.


Supressing my urges with a tough-ass facade,
Bowing down to GSP cause that dude is a God.
He's carved out of wood, but I'd totally fu.....
Fight him, yeah fight him.
We'd get clinching each other and all sweatin', and then...

Oh %#@!...where was I?
$#&@.

Chorus:


I'm an MMA Fan
Hard as $#&@ as I yell in the stands
An MMA fan
Gonna smack you mother$#&@ers with the back of my hand
An MMA fan

Say "seen" and not "saw", be glad to knee you in the jaw
An MMA fan
Gettin' drunk off my feet, but I'm a $#&@in' athlete
An MMA fan


Verse 4

Houdini: Since Shamrock shorts, and the days of Royce,
Been chirping mother$#&@ers till I lost my voice.
Old-school, new-school: it's all the same.
Mounting sweaty men's my favorite part of the game.

And I love it - like a midnight uncle.
Goldberg and Rogan, be my Seacrest and Dunkle.

Cause I'm strippin' em bare, like St.Pierre
Twisting popcorn pubes like Koscheck's hair.
Chugging Xzyience dropping science like a man possessed.
Wanna shoot a hot load across Don Frye's chest.

Cause Penn may be The Prodigy but me I'm The Creator.
Wring one out on Sam Stout, premature ejaculator.
Cause that's who I is and you know who I am.
Check your facts (*##$: I'm an MMA Fan.