Ubs
Sounds like E.O.C
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You're $#&@ing right!
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Ubs!
Ubs!


Botters and gentleman, it's show time
Hurry, hurry step right up
Introducin' the star of our show, his name is "Ubs"

You wouldn't wanna be anywhere else in gielinor right now
So without further ado, I bring to you
You 'bout to witness greed in its most purest

Most rawest form, their lies are just flawless
The hardest, least honest but not the smartest
thought they had is made but your man ubs is back

Woulda thought Jagex coulda been smarter,
And 'cause I get mad i'm labelled a martyr
Well I guess I am your resident Laden

Fly my gnomecopter into your beta
I'm restless
And of course i'm gonna test this

With seventeen chainsaws i'll protest this
'Till your asking "who's this new U B S kid?'
And why's EoC not present on his guest list?


Chorus:
Let's get down to business

I don't got no time to exp waste what is this?
Must be a EoC that's in town, let's shut the %#@! down
On these crowns, can I get a witness?

Hell yeah

Gotta be loud, gonna take miracles

To convince these clows that we're not all criminals
'Cause when our voice is heard it's subliminal
A game maker so proud and tyrannical

So i'll make my %#@! songs and do what I do best
'Gex aint impressed anymore, they're used to it
The don't accept - think everybody's over it.

"Let a week pass and they'll be back kissin' our $$#"
And it's not that I hate them, quite the opposite.
But they made the wrong move and i'm calling it

A cookie cutter MMO, here we go - do it
I wonder everyday if i'm gonna rage'n'quit
But I know that it's more to so many more people

And fans, yeah they're gonna let me know what for
But the show must go on...
So i'd like to welcome ya'll to the Ubs carnivale

COME ON.

Chorus [x2]


It's not like old time with the dynamic duo
Two English ba!@&(t brothers and their old computers

Now they're capable, more than two heroes
Don't bother calling RS 911
And I know all this whinging ain't gonna do %#@!

But wait 'till i cap slayer before you release it.
'Cause with every new update i'm busting a sweat
And getting upset

And pissin' 'bout the prospect
To see a company that gets off so easy
If it's really "for the players" why don't they listen to me?

This %#@! could be so easy...
Put a poll on the main page and you'd see
But such a giant, yeah they don't even know me

But they did i'd be on Solomon's store for free
"Urgghg don't worry guys, he's just a cosmetic"
"He's just for looks, but wait six months and you can sell him"

Awh %#@!, kick back, they're at it again
But shhhh.... we didn't $#&@in' hear them.
Yo Zamorak, can i get a "hell yeah"?

HELL YEAH!

Chorus [x2]