I bought my glove
It was the best glove I've ever seen
Stacking up that early crit chance

It only cost me 400g

I heard a rustle in the brush

And in that moment everything fell hushed
And then I realized I got ganked


I ate oranges and it was k
They were made fresh from Florida


I've got my citrus
And I'm not talking tangerines
This Wukong's going bananas

Everything is going peachy keen
Farming gold up with my Q
And now I'm pushing up my lane

Didn't bother buy wards
Because today I'm not playing ranked


I heard a rustle in the brush
And in that moment everything fell hushed
And then I realized I got ganked


I ate oranges and it was k
They were made fresh from Florida


Malzahar, it was k
Teemo shroom, it was k

Warwick ult, it was k
Rammus taunt, it was k
Got divorced, it was k

Lost the kids, it was k
Ship got towed, it was k
Out of rum, not okay (T-T)


But I got oranges and it was k
They were made fresh from Florida (Made not grrrrown!)

No, you'll never have a bad day
Just eat oranges and you'll k


I got oranges and it was k
Just eat oranges and you'll k too!