Verse 1
An old farm field no trespass sign

Didn't give a damn I just drove on by
And I tore that son of a (*##$ up in my truck
I was having a time when them cops pulled up

Jumped out the door, boot stuck in the mud
And I ran barefoot as fast as I could run


Verse 2
I heard freeze, shadows all around
The click of a gun and I ducked to the ground

Dogs barking coming from every which way
With an easy twist of my near broke wrist
I heard the sound of the handcuffs click

And I knew that there was gonna be Hell to pay

Chorus

Judge said 'Boy, you gonna pay for the crime you did!
You need to grow up, get a real job, and learn to be a man!'
But I was only having fun, don't know what the big deal is

Well the judge threw the book at me and said, you're 'busted'

Verse 3

Well I was sitting at the bar, doing some boozing
This jackass walked up, looking for a bruising
And he sure got what he came here to get

Well he shoved me once, looking for a fight
You can bet your $$#, he didn't shove me twice
Cause I hit him with that bar stool across his head


Verse 4
Well I dropped my beer, as it hit the floor

The bouncer grabbed me and shoved me out the door
To a scene that I'd seen many times before
The sheriff grinned, grabbed me by the arm

Read me my rights, and threw me in the car
And I thought 'Oh boy, here we go again!'


Chorus
Judge said 'Boy, you gonna pay for the crime you did!
You need to grow up, get a real job, and learn to be a man!'

But I'd rather be tried by twelve, than carried out by six
Well the judge threw the book at me and said, you're 'busted'