[Intro:]
Left Brain, Wolf Haley, Golf Wang
Free Earl, uh


[Verse 1:]
!@%& I love women

Daydream about ^&@#$ being in 'em
Meet them with a big grin with a Mac-10
Rope, katana, and then I skin 'em

All beige suit made out of white women
With the red lipstick dancing to John Lennon
With the red sweater jeans made out of blue denim

They can catch me in the spot where the sun don't shine
(*##$ don't mind me, shake your hiney
The only mother$#&@ing Wolf here, I spit venom

You're a bad (*##$ with a real good kitten
And I got the appetite of them fat black women
Wolf Gang in this (*##$ with a bunch of raps with 'em

Lookin' like the holocaust was a premeds ?
I am tryna get Ms. Piggy by the mother$#&@ing hairs of her chinny chin chin
Umm, what's that? The @@#! of a black dude

Mad cause to start her, got the swag of a vacuum (Aww, $#&@ it)
I'll take her to the back room, dungeon, fighting and punching
And now the !@#% is under the $#&@ing $$#umption

That I will be $#&@ing and munching her muffin
Cum will be bleeding but that's not from the time signature of the month, umm


[Hook:]
It's because, I'm Dracula (*##$
Don't got a problem smacking a (*##$

Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and %#@!
So I grab them throats and start smacking them %#@!s
It's because, I'm Dracula (*##$

Don't got a problem smacking a (*##$
Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and %#@!
Til she decides to take Dracula's dick


[Verse 2:]
!@%& I love (*##$es

Especially when they only suck dick and wash dishes
Cooking, cleaning, grant my wishes
Make me and the Wolf Gang Sandwitches

Transylvania crypt let's take a, tour
(*##$ try getting through that black trap, door
Keep yelling and working them vocal chords

And that'll be more of a reason that you'll get slapped up, for
Is that four trunks comfy? ($#&@ you!) $#&@ me? No, $#&@ Buffy
That little (*##$ keeps trying to hump me

Jumping over dicks what the $#&@ she want from me?
She keeps sending me garlic
How many times I gotta tell her I'm allergic (I like your cape)

Oh this baby ape cape?
(*##$ I got it for a bargain at the neighborhood target
Fangs are sharp and I hope you know

That all I really want from you is that throat
I can't eat #~!!@ cause I might leave cuts
Then there's blood on my sheets, but that might be a plus

On the channel a $#&@ing animal, leaking like pairs of candles
(*##$es ain't hard to handle, I don't want a bride I just want bone marrow


[Hook:]
It's because, I'm Dracula (*##$
Don't got a problem smacking a (*##$

Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and %#@!
So I grab them throats and start smacking them %#@!s
It's because, I'm Dracula (*##$

Don't got a problem smacking a (*##$
Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and %#@!
Til she decides to take Dracula's dick


[Outro:]
Bite her in her $#&@ing neck, bite her in her $#&@ing neck

Bottom of the $#&@ing lake, bottom of the $#&@ing lake
Call my gang of wolves and bats, call my gang of wolves and bats
It's a full moon tonight and these hoes ain't acting right

It's because I'm Dracula (*##$, swag, swag, swag
It's because, Left Brain, Wolf Haley, Free Earl, Golf Wang