When I get to hell,
I'm sure that I'll know everybody
from the likes of David Berkowitz to Allister Crowley

Couple bible thumpers here and there praise the lord,
If ya didn't in your soul, then you destined to get yours
When I get to hell,

I'll be sure to head for the throne
and all alone relieve the devil of his dome in his home
When I get to hell

I'm lookin' for Heath Ledger
I'll see if I can get all the %#@! he left on his dresser
When I get to hell

I'ma start a new resistance
The first act, killin' 50 of the devil's minions
No hell or the total terror

and pure happy people is as the devil was,
sweeter than me habit
When I get to hell

All the evil will line up,
and celebrate my death by drinkin' cups of my blood
When I get to hell

I'm changin' from skin to skeleton
My arms spread like wings of demons once again


[CHORUS:]
I'm goin' to hell so who'll come with me
[repeat]

The devil stab me with a pitchfork, come get me
[repeat]
I'm goin' to hell so who'll come with me

[repeat]
The devil stab me with a pitchfork, come get me
[repeat]


Hell hell hell hell
hell hell hell hell


When I get to hell
I'm gonna crucify Hitler

While Napoleon watches from the front row and takes pictures
All the heads rollin' makes the audience pop
Another demon dead I'ma work my way to the top

When I get to hell
I'll be swimmin' in a lake of blue flame
Skinnydippin' in puddles of blood stains

Where everything is everything that many bring
Anything that you need
From !@%!e to murder sprees

Spreadin' like a disease
When I get to hell
I'm f**kin' Marylin Monroe

Doggystylin' her fire pit with a gun to her dome
In a dress like the Seven Year Itch and
Pullin' on the trigger as I bust like f**k that (*##$

When I get to hell
I'm discombobulatin' and shake
'Til my bones break and separate like skin from a snake

When I get to hell
I roll like a sick force
and I penetrate your skin like the horns from a pitchfork


[CHORUS]


When I get to hell
They gonna eat my eyes first
and run my $$# over with an all black hearse

Scrape what's left of us up and shovel it in a bucket
and dump it up in the orgies of demons as they would f**k it
Cause the pieces to chunk and sew it all up

Push me in the line waitin' for the elevator up
To vacuum the soul right up out the hole
So you can't haunt nobody

You're not even a ghost

[CHORUS]


When I get to hell