"Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey"
"Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey"


There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear

But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire

But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire


RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone

RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on


He ruled the Russian land and never mind the tsar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar

In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer

Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son


RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen

There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine

It was a shame how he carried on

But when he's drinking and musting

And hungers of power become known to more and more people
Their demands to do something about this outrageous man
Grew louder and louder


"Hey hey"


"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms

Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame

"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came


RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine

RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"


RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen

They didn't quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine

And so they shot him till he was dead

Waaouyeah


Oh those Russians.