Hi-ridin' daddy-o
Spur-hump heyho let's go
Fornicator of the lasso

Sperminator of the $$#hole
Prince of the rodeo
Shoot the chute

Pull the flute
I'm back in the saddle -
the world's most progressive cowboy

And don't forget the clown
I'm ridin' high, I'm ridin' low
Prince of the rodeo