Hey Chicken Joe, where did you go?
It's cold and it's time to go to bed.
If you won't come inside you'll have to spend the night

Outside. Did you hear what I said?
You'll be sleeping with the chickens.
What do you think about that?

Hey Chicken Joe, you've got a funny name for a cat.

Here Kitty, Kitty won't you come back home

So Chicken Joe won't be alone?
You've been playing all day with the dogs down the lane,
Chewing on an old neck bone.

You've been rollin' in the pasture,
Sleeping in a log
Hey Miss Kitty, you've got a funny name for dog.


Hey King Kong, won't you sing me a song?
You're sitting in a corner in your cage.

You chirp and you chatter when the sun comes up,
But never have a single thing to say.
It's a running conversation,

But you never say a word.
Hey King Kong, you've got a funny name for a bird.


Nice to meet you Mister, I don't want to shake your hand.
It sounds rude but I know you understand.
You've been sittin' in the shade thinkin' you've got it made

Spittin' in an old tin can.
You seem pretty smart
But you never went to school.

Hey there Mister, you've got a funny name for a mule.