There's a C-A-T in the H-E-N house
What's that cat doing there?
A C-A-T with the H-E-Ns

Those silly hens don't really care.
There's a D-O-G in the D-O-G house
Wants a W-A-L-K

Dogs go C-R-A-Z-Y
If that word you ever say.


If you can S-P-E-L-L it out
You'll know what they're spelling about
Let me spell you something true

I L-O-V-E-Y-O-U.

There's a B-I-R-D in a birdhouse

He's a handsome parakeet
Put your finger in his cage
You'll find out he's not too sweet.

There's an F-R-O-G on a lily pad
He sounds so sad
Singing songs that hurt so bad

Frog karaoke on a lily pad.

There's an M-U-L-E singing opera

But he sounds a little hoarse
He's not an H-O-R-S-E.
He's a mule without a voice.

There's a P-I-G in the bathroom
I've really, really gotta go.
What's that pig doing in the bathroom?

I don't think I want to know.