Got my brothers in the back,
got my brothers in the front,
and were cruising down flinders street in the hot, hot sun.


We pull into the KFC,
going to get a feed,

pile out of the Holden fast cause were feeling the need.

Five minuted later pigging out full up to my eyes,

go back to the parking lot and awwww, some bugger stole my car.
Stole my car, stole my car.


Now bro I was real pissed off, no one new just how I feel,
so we went looking for the wanker who had stolen my cool wheels.


We went up to the cop shop,
talked to the police,
said aww mister copper bro, some !@$( stole my car.

Stole my car, stole my car.

Now mister policeman,

we were in KFC man,
and the next time I looked around,
the next time I looked around,

the next time I looked around,
some one had nicked off with it.


Jumped into the cop car,
went for a cruise around,
now keep your fellas eyes peeled for and HQ Holden coloured brown.


Then, just then we saw it,
it was parked outside the pub,

aw mister copper aww there it is bro that's the one!

So we went into the pub,

and we made some enquires,
saw a fella at the bar with my bloody car keys!


so i said to the copper fella, there he is aww smacked him in the head,
and i said read him his rights bro cause he, stole my car,
stole my car, stole my car.


Al borlik (???),
awww you shouldn't have done it,

cause now you are going to jail,
yes now you are going to jail,
yes now you are going to jail,

and it serves your dumbass right bro. Yes it serves your $$# right.