Welcome into my tale,
I think it's like a game
but I swear if you laugh,

I'll put you inside a microwave!
Now have you understood?
Listen to me until the end,

the story is not too long,
and 'llI tell you by my song...


Yesterday, I went to the market
I bought a beautiful shirt,
it was very expensive and ill luck was near...

Outside there was a big carpet,
and a child stumbled over it,
he spilled on me his colored ink

and $#&@, $#&@ everything!!

Why am I always $#&@ed?

I can't find my sure way,
the people tell me I'm a grumbler
only you Daisy Duck stay together with me,

and I love you today, and again and again!
I think my life is a joy,
when you are with me,

my problems are all closed outdoors...
but when I am alone,
I make only disasters

It's true I am like Donald Duck!

Now I throw away my shirt,

I'm very, very hurt
I've lost big wallet's part,
oh Daisy forgive me!!

I have another one,
this is not very funny
it happened this morning,

when I went to the park...

I met a pretty girl,

and she was looking for me
I didn't want to make it,
but she came near me

she said to me "I want you",
I said to her "I need you"
she kissed me and...ha ha!

don't worry I'm making fun

Why am I always $#&@ed?

I can't find my sure way,
the people tell me I'm a grumbler
only you Daisy Duck stay together with me,

and I love you today, and again and again!
I think my life is a joy,
when you are with me,

my problems are all closed outdoors...
but when I am alone,
I make only disasters

It's true I am like Donald Duck!

Solo - Both


Why am I always $#&@ed?
I can't find my sure way,

the people tell me I'm a grumbler
only you Daisy Duck stay together with me,
and I love you today, and again and again!

I think my life is a joy,
when you are with me,
my problems are all closed outdoors...

but when I am alone,
I make only disasters
It's true I am like Donald Duck!