Well Billie Joe's mom
She's the queen of all the acrobats
She can do the tricks that give the kids the %#@!s

She can shoot green peas from her hairy frontal orafice
Do a double backflip and catch'em on her tits
She's a great big son of a (*##$

the twice of size of me
Got hair on her arse like the branches from a tree
She can shoot, fight, fart, $#&@

Fly a plane and drive a truck
That's the kind of girl I wanna marry