I'm riding up uptown
I'm a mother$#&@ing monster
One hand on the wheel, one hand on my dick

I'm a mother$#&@ing monster
You riding up uptown
One hand on the wheel, one hand my dick


At the green light I'm speeding
Fourth wheel on, I'm weaving

I got red eyes and swag seizures
All my concerts filling them bleachers
Girl, with this camo on, they can't see us

Tossed in a little more @#$% and a little more drank
From the flame I need to the point they with the candy shop
$#&@ around, make the Latinas pop

It's a new world order
Never had my head on my shoulders
Beware of the monsters

Think of what your preacher told you
La Flame 500 degrees
From the uptown to the magnolia


I'm a mother$#&@ing monster
I'm a mother$#&@ing monster

I'm riding up uptown
I'm a mother$#&@ing monster
One hand on the wheel


Damn you, gorgeous, tell me something I don't know
Dice on the corner with the lights low

Got the base in my sock, $#&@ the 5-0
Damn you, conscious
Go and get your head off the plate, though

Let me show you a little ?
Take a little lick of the mayo
Out on 135th spending them pesos

Tell my ^!$$% Fergie Ferg keep the back locked
'Cause we got a little bit of tango
Real ^!$$%, from the south to the east they feel a ^!$$%

^!$$% waxes, a ^!$$% get a wait
Take a little taste, leave you numb feeling in the face
I'll pass if that pint ain't sealed, I'll make your weak inhale

XX know that we gonna die for this and probably keep it trill
Chain links, die ^!$$%, popular demand, ^!$$%
My (*##$ froze in the clams, ^!$$%

She can ride the dick, no hands

While I'm riding uptown

I'm a mother$#&@ing monster

It's that young Fergestein, little Frankenstein

Working for that bridge for your line, just say your line
Gonna take and bring it, take your time, take your (*##$
Hit it, bring it back, all break, ?

I'm a lady, your (*##$ look ?so cold, feel like Tommy getting his payday
Throwing up like a pray day, (*##$es thinking him crazy
Overturn the tea is to burn the heat, I'mma cap a ^!$$% with the AKA

Talking loud like Q dogs, whopping ^!$$%s like U halls
#~!!@ ^!$$%s so ? these !@#( get me tight like blue balls


I'm riding up uptown
I'm a mother$#&@ing monster
I'm riding up uptown

Hand on my dick