She don't like her eggs all runny
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
She looks down her nose at money

She gets it on like the Easter Bunny
She's my baby I'm her honey
I'm never gonna let her go


He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies

He ain't too sharp but he gets things done
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
He's my baby

And I'm his honey
Never gonna let him go


In spite of ourselves
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds

Honey, we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite our noses
Right off of our faces

There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes.


She thinks all my jokes are corny
Convict movies make her ^^&$#*




She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs

Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs
She takes a lickin'
And keeps on tickin'

I'm never gonna let her go.

He's got more balls than a big brass monkey

He's a wacked out werido and a lovebug junkie
Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon
Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon

He's my baby I don't mean maybe
Never gonna let him go


In spite of ourselves
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds

Honey, we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite our noses
Right off of our faces

There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes.
In spite of ourselves