Liquor and !@^%s
Liquor and !@^%s
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna

Liquor and !@^%s

I went down

Drinkin' at the Legion
I met a girl she was nice
She was pretty and pleasing


She said "Hey boy
We should do some marrying"

I said sure but before we do
There's something that you should know


I like
Liquor and !@^%s
Liquor and !@^%s

Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna
Liquor and !@^%s...


Then one night down at the legion
She walked in, I was drunk on gin
Dancin with a lady friend

She said hey boy, You'd better fly the $#&@ home
I said no cause five little words I coulda
Swore I said to you


I like
Liquor and !@^%s

Liquor and !@^%s
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna
Liquor and !@^%s...