She was pretty
She was smart
She was witty

Yeah she had charm
Cupid shot me
That's what got me down the aisle

But that match made in heaven
Went straight to hell
Split up our possessions

Put the house up for sale
And I learned a lesson I won't be forgetting
The next time around


I'm gonna marry for money
I'll be so damn rich it ain't funny

I'm gonna have me a trust fund, yacht club, hot tub piece of the pie
Find me a sweet sugar mama
With a whole lot of zeros and commas

Don't really care if she loves me
She can even be ugly
I'm gonna marry for money


I won't have to love her family
I won't have to like her friends

And if it works out like I planned it, I won't ever have to work again

I'm gonna marry for money

I'll be so damn rich it ain't funny
I'm gonna have me a trust fund, yacht club, hot tub piece of the pie
Find me a sweet sugar mama

With a whole lot of zeros and commas
I don't care if she loves me
She can even be ugly

I'm gonna marry for money

Show me the money


Cha-ching


Y'all I'm gonna find a wife
On a leer jet the old lady buys me
I'll call her sweet heart & honey if she's a hundred and twenty

I dont care if she loves me
She can be really ugly
I'm gonna marry for money


Oh, cha-ching
Mucho deniro


Come over here you good lookin' thing, you
There's your walker in the corner

Over over