"Turn it up some
Alright boys
This is her favorite song

You know that right
So if we play it good and loud,
She might get up and dance again.

Ahh she put her beer down"
Here she comes
Here she comes

Left, left, left, right, left"

Hussler's shootin' 8 ball

Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 feet tall.
Here she comes,

Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him out his chair.
Poor old boy

It ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare at that


(Chorus)
Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm

Make you wanna swing along
Got it going on like Donkey Kong.
And Oooo Wee

Shut my mouth, Slap your grandma.
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone

Lord have mercy, How she even get them britches on
with that honky tonk badonkadonk


Now Honey, you can't blame her
For what her mama gave her
It ain't right to hate her

For workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out till three

We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that


(Chorus)
Honky tonk badonkadonk

Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on

Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma

There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on

With that honky tonk badonkadonk

We don't care bout the drinkin'

Barely listen to the band
Our hands, they start a shakin'
When she gets the urge to dance

Drivin' everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance

You can look but you can't touch

(Chorus)

Honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along

Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee

Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone

Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk

That honky tonk badonkadonk
Yeah that honky tonk badonkadonk



"That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk"