I'd have a hysterectomy, I'd have a blood transfusion
I'd even have a vasectomy, with no trousers on
Spend a month in the infirmary, operate on me night & day

But my dentures disappear everytime I hear them say
Psycho, psychosurgery


[Chorus:]
Let me out, Let me out
Dumped in the dentists chair

Psyiiicho surgery, psiiicho surgery
Let me out, Let me out
I'm in agony, I must be dumb, I should'na come

To the psychosurger, psychosurgery

I'd have a leg amputated, you can pull my appendix out

Fix a foot that's dislocated, I'll say I felt nowt
Acupuncture ain't no problem, bravery's my middle name
But I just can't face that lang filling place again

Psycho, psychosurgery

[Chorus / Guitar Time]


I'll never set foot down that dental nutters lane...again


[Chorus]...Let me o