Terry is a recluse, he's a misfit
Terry never goes out, he's a hermit


A lonely lonely dude
Terry won't answer the phone or the door
& we don't see terry no more


No-one can contact terry anymore
A life of solitude


Chorus:
Hello.... this is terry talking

Terry talking, talking all alone
Hello... this is terry talking
On the answer phone... terry's not at home


Terry is a plonker, terry is a nut
Locked in the house with the curtains shut


No-one can contact terry...


Hello... (guitar bit)

Hello...