She looks so grand a one night stand maybe
I took my chance I said "let's dance baby"
How was he to know, she would never let him go

Back at my place, in an embrace, we were
And stuck together I could never leave her
If he only knew, he'd fallen for a tube o' super glue


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She's a leech - she's my shadow, she won't let go, NA NA NA

NA
She's a leech - she's schizophrenic, she's magnetic, NA NA NA
NA, stuck on me


Life's been hell since she got welded to me
I go nowhere unless she's there, ooeee

Can't escape this one, skintight fatal attraction

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she sucked me dry

Twas fortunate when my best mate wooed her

He's a blockhead he's been bonded to her
With his bird in bed, now she's stuck on him instead:


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