I felt like a snack in the middle of the night
I crept down stairs for a nibble and a bite, ooee ooee
A crash beyond the kitchen door

Told me that it was back for more, ooee ooee

You might o' guessed, I am possessed

I really must insist
May I suggest invest in an exorcist.


[Chorus:]
Help me, oo ee
oo ee, believe me

geist ooo ooo poltergeist ooo ooo
where's he?...
in the pantry.


I went goose pimplyfied
No where to run, no where to hide, for me

I was sceptical before
But a pantry poltergeist I saw here to stay.


[Chorus:]
[Guitar time] You might o' guessed...
[Chorus] & In the pantry...Poltergeist...

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