We had to book a holiday, but we were sick o'Whitley bay
We fancied the Mediterranean.
All the vacancies had gone, that's all the vacancies but one

A Vacancy for which we didn't plan.

WHAT COULD WE DO? WE COULD HITCH, A RIDE BACK HOME FROM

MOSKVITCH
WE HAD TO STAY & FACE THE COST & SUNBATHE IN THE RUSSIAN
FROST.


[Chorus:]
One one one ONE NIGHT IN MOSCOW, & WE'LL BE RUSSIAN HOME

One one one ONE NIGHT IN MOSCOW
I'll be Russian, YOU'LL BE RUSSIAN, WE'LL ALL BE RUSSIAN HOME


The brochure said it's nice & warm, you need no Russian
uniform
We had the flu & caught a Russian cough,

No fish n'chips or decent pubs, We called the hotel Wormwood
Scrubs
We said we would complain to Gorbochof.


WE COULDN'T FIND A DISCO ANYWHERE, NO McDONALDS OR A WIMPY IN
RED SQUARE

WE MUST HAVE BEEN POTTY TO HAVE GONE TO THE SOVIET UNION.
[Chorus]


For a pint & Coronation Street
RUSSIAN HOME
A Bacon Sarny & as much as we can eat

RUSSIAN HOME
[Guitar Bit]