I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night
could I catch the perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!?
A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek & mild?

I faced the wrath of a Psychopath & a woman that went wild

Before too long it all went wrong, she wern't the one for me

But I was trapped when I got slapped by a raving loony
She got mean, she caused a scene, I said "You're not my type"
But I gave in, how could I win? As she threw another

swipe...ferocoiusly

[Chorus:]

My wife's a psychopath. Throws a fit then she hides in the
bathroom
My wife's a psychopath.Aooeee

My wife's a psychopath.Always on the warpath
After me, mentally deranged!


I'm black & blue, I said "We're through" I'm cuts n'scrapes
n'scars
She clenched her fist, I ducked, she missed, so I kicked her up

the arse!
She yelled & squealed as I revealed I had learnt some self
defence

I smashed her face in, just incase, coz I hate violence...it's
not for me


My wife's an psychopath...[guitar bit]

Psycho...Psycho...she's a bleedin' Psycho...


[Fade]