Yeahhhhhh:
Under Under Starters Under Starters orders & there off
Tallyho!

4-1 3-1 2-1 The bettin's on, LESTER NICKS OFF TO RIO
He got more, got more than he bargained for, Lester's accountant
was a daft clot

He's upset, upset, that's what you get, he made a mockery of
Ascot Ascot Ascot


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Lester, Lester, a fiddliddliddling jester
LESTER'S BEEN BANGED UP WITH ALL THE OTHER CCCCCROOKS

Lester, Lester, tried to trick the tax inspector
COZ LESTER CONNED THE TAX & FIDDLED HIS BOOKS.


He's a nutcase, nutcase, crackpot nutcase, he put his job in
jeopardy
Now he won't be, won't be, won't be, won't be RACING AGAIN AT

AINTREE
He'll get away, get away, get away, get away, he must o' been
livin' in dreamland

Now he's never on, never on, never on, never on...
World of Sport or Grandstand Grandstand Grandstand.
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[Guitar Bit]

He laughs, he laughs, he s!@$@s & laughs, when he thinks of

the money he earns
But he got knicked, got nicked , got nicked, WHEN HE SENT HIS
TAX RETURNS

Grinning, grinning, always winning, he never thought he would be
poor
Now he's locked up, locked up, locked up, locked up, Doing time

in...
Dartmoor, Dartmoor, Dartmoor.
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