There's a bloke from Hereford Road
who really makes me groan,
everyday he's at the door

or on the telephone
Why can't he just go away
and leave me here alone

In the pictures in the pub
no one can ever know
just how much a pest he is

he's everywhere I go

[Chorus:]

It's not fair he's always there
everywhere I go Neal's there,
how do you deal with dddd deal with

it's not fair Neal's everywhere I go
It's not fair he's always there
everywhere I go Neal's there

how do you deal with ddd deal with Neal.

Everyday I cannot eat my grub

or drink or sleep
everyday Neal pulls up in his car
and goes beep beep

What am I supposed to do
about this bloomin creep
everyday I look outside

to see if Neal's about
everyday he's there without a doubt
[Chorus]


It doesn't matter where I go
Neal will be there I know

Neal is not a man
he's mice I kn