Don't want to be Sylvester Stallone - don't push me
Nev-ever gonna star in "Home Alone"
Hamlet, MacBeth, I'm crazy for King Lear

There's nothing more exciting than reciting Shakespeare

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Fred Olivier, to be or not to be
Fred Olivier, all for my equity


Don't want to go to Hollywood
I sit alone and play the wood
I quoth Othello and I feel wick

I'm the only one who understands what I speak

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[Guitar Bit]

I tread the boards till it make me scream

But it was only a Midsummer Nights Dream,
There's more to life than a Shakespearean clone
All I want is fame and fortune


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