Bowling Barmy, oo oo
She's got bowling blues
Bowling socks, bowling shoes

Bowling night & day Hey

She waits miserably

Down the bowling alley
He's a bowling junky
Bowls his life away


Always, always, he's off with the bowling team
Always, always, bowling to the extreme


[Chorus:]
Bowling, bowling, bowling Barmy

They yell yikes at his spares & strikes
Champ, I'm the champion
Bowling, bowling, bowling Barmy

Ten Pins down, the bowling crown
& a medal with a skittle on
Bowling Barmy


Boasting bowler, don't care
I've got trophies everywhere

He's too much to bear
Bowling barmy...


[Chorus:]
Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling
Bowling Bowling Bowling Bar