T wass a tragedy but, when she spied Alfie's nut
Drooping down on top of his gut
She could not believe it, Audrey's sides nearly split

twas this the end of that fat wheezing git? I know

AUDREY'S ALONE AT LAST

But there ain't any doubt, Alfie left her up the spout
AUDREY'S JAW DROPPED WHEN MARTIN SAID
Wooooooooooooooooooooooo

AUDREY AUDREY...Yer get nowt

Audrey was laughting when, Nicky, Gail, Martin then

They never got Alf to take oxygen again

Oxygen, that's when...


AUDREY'S ALONE AT LAST
AUDREY AUDREY


There ain't no change CHANGE CHAANGE
of insurance, NOINHERITANCE

left in debt, she won't forget, the greedy get ALFIE

[Guitar time]


[Chorus x2]
+ counterpoint AUDREY AUDREY, AUDREY OI!


yer get nowt