Excuse me, miss, but I do think your skirt's a little short 'cause I can see where your thighs and $$# meet
And I thought you may have peed judging by what's leaking through those seams, but I guess that's just the fluid your cunt secretes
Those bruises on your knees sure can be very misleading, but we all know what really happened there

'Cause it's clear that you're a hummer and it's really quite a bummer 'cause you've got some sticky white stuff in your hair

'Cause you're a !@#%, yes you're a !@#%

There's no way to deny that you're a !@#%

I've seen your boobies through a text, and honestly you smell like sex so please get that stench away from me

And that Facebook pic is nonsense but boys tell you that you're hot since you're standing in your bathroom in a bikini
You've had more one-night stands than all the times you've washed your hands, and when you bought those white sheets they were blue
For the sake of society or just personal hygiene, I'd shower twice a day if I were you

Now I know that you're pretty, but it's really quite a pity you let every single hot dog on the block hit your kitty
And at that rate you're asking for a baby or some rape, but you know that's nothing that you can't reverse
'Cause abortion's made for this and STD's are just a myth so you'll forget the condom and get to the intercourse


'Cause you're a !@#%, yes you're a !@#%
There's no way to deny that you're a !@#%