I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a
Dope Beastie t, nipple rings, and
New tattoos that claimed that he

Was OGT,
From '92,
The first EP.


And in between
Sips of !@&@e

He told me that
He thought
We were sellin' out,

Layin' down,
Suckin' up
To the man.


Well now I've got some
A-dvice for you, little buddy.

Before you point the finger
You should know that
I'm the man,


And if I'm the man,


Then you're the man, and
He's the man as well so you can
Point that $#&@in' finger up your $$#.


All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb $#&@.

I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,

Dip %#@!,
And you bought one.


So I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger

You should know that
I'm the man,


If I'm the $#&@in' man
Then you're the $#&@in' man as well
So you can

Point that $#&@in' finger up your $$#.

All you know about me is what I've sold you,

Dumb $#&@.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.


I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip %#@!,
And you bought one.


All you read and
Wear or see and

Hear on TV
Is a product
Begging for your

!#)( dirty
Dollar


So...Shut up and

Buy my new record

Send more money
$#&@ you, buddy.