Out of my way, spare the formalities
Clear the path to my proofed $$#ets
I've got windmills to joust,

And an audience of swooning guests
I've only got so much time to lose some culture tonight
I've only got so much time


The record of my exploits will be told for days and days
You don't have to wear the armor to bear the flag


Step aside, avert your eyes
Show some respect and count yourself blessed

To bear witness to tales of chivalry
To be written tonight


You're the only one out of costume in this masquerade
The glamour is lost on the rest of us


You have not yet learned the trade of a celebutant
If you get by on coattails, you'd be foolish to buy the suit


Everything you ever wanted is here
In the form of every camera in the room


I dare you to forget me as you stagger through the crowd
My name resonates in every bottle