Write a little save-a-hoe speech all these fake-ass hoes...
Fake punk-ass (*##$es...
Do you know what i mean Vern?

$#&@in'em up like this, Vern...
$hort Dog's in the house, (*##$!


She's a punk-ass (*##$, hoe, tramp and a !@#%
Took her to the hotel just to $#&@
Last night she licked all on my balls

#~!!@ got wet like Niagara-falls
Dropped my drawls and (*##$ said: "%#@!!"
Skinny motha$#&@a with a fat-ass dick

It's like a T-P-treatment, tongue so fast
From the tip of my head to the crack of my $$#
She got busy so I called to the crew

You (*##$es know what to do
Hoes try to front like they ain't no tramps
Try to get that #~!!@ and she say you can't

Me and my partners we got that game
Check a square-ass (*##$ and make her throw that thang
You wine and dine that nasty freak

Dropped her off and got a kiss on cheek
You never even know how she ran in the home
Jumped on the phone and started to burnin' me out

She kept beepin' so I made the call
(*##$ on the phone jackin' off
Sounded like she was havin' fun

Playin' with her pearl tongue
I said: "(*##$, I'm on my way!"
I givit to you, homeboy, play by play

She had on polkadots with miniskirt
Jumped in the car straight went to work
I must to bust two nuts back to back

Never seen a (*##$ work head like that
She had me jumpin' out of my seat
Workin' her jaws to the beat

She was a good dicksucker, I can't lie
Sucked so good I thought I'd die
(*##$ blew me up and blew me down

All the way back to the Oakland-town
Baby started to singin': "I love you!"
Tellin' me things she wanted to do

If I needed some money come to her
Everythin' I want is everythin' I'm worth
And you know what I said? I told the (*##$

I said: "(*##$, I'm rich!"

$#&@ these hoes, man...

I ain't trippin'...I'm like Al...
Long-hair suckers...


I know you're fine, (*##$
But you got no cash you need to get a job
But your lazy-ass try to juice me up

I ain't no punk
I put you in the rap with some serious funk
I wouldn't buy you a car, no diamonds and %#@!

All the time talkin' about your fake-ass gifts
George bought you a ring, John bought you a chain
(*##$, I'm buyin' you an ounce of this game

You better take it and shut the $#&@ up
Stop runnin' your mouth like a sucka
Cause you's a punk (*##$ It shows a mile away

Everythin' you do and everythin' you say
Makes you a punk (*##$, no good, no doubt
All I gotta do is stick a dick in your mouth

Wanna give up the #~!!@, (*##$, I'll pass
You're too slim, I like your mama's $$#
Pops came home, came up short

found me in the backroom, $#&@in'em both
Now I'm the stepdaddy and the son in law
You call me Too $hort they call me too raw

I creep out one room into the next
Nothin' goin' on but some serious sex
Some of these hoes might think I'm played

Bald-head (*##$ need some dookie braids
Cause that nappy-hair don't even hit
What's cookin' in the kitchen on the back of your neck
Like you burned the rise and wanna front on me
You could never $#&@ with $hort, baby

I'm from the O-A-K-L-A-N-D
I slap you in the face with reality
These punk-ass hoes out here is sick
Have ya walkin round with a drippy dick
So beautiful fine young thang

To get that @@#! was just like a dream
But now three days later ask Kool Moe
You feel the burnin' sensation down below
You're a true blue victim of a punk-ass (*##$
Thought she was a square and she gave you the %#@!

So for all you hoes that live like this
All the homies in the house say: "punk-ass (*##$!"