Baby, check this out
Yea you

I wanna ask you a question
Where is yo $$#?
Babby, what happened?


A ^!$$% like me I know what's up
I want a nasty (*##$ with alotta butt

If I can't find one anywhere
It turns my dreams to nightmares
Baby right there ain't got no $$#

But she's OK if she's got cash
(*##$es, (*##$es, (*##$es
Invasion of the Flat Booty (*##$es


I'll tell you 'bout a day that I had
Seen nothin but (*##$es with no $$#

I woke up early feelin shabby
Got juiced up with a big fat Cabby
Cuz every morning you know I have

A big fat Cabby and a nice hot bath
Just soakin, smokin, Sir Too Short
Thinkin about the day before

Thirty minutes after I woke out
I pulled a freak and took her to the house
She was Eleve Young, with alotta butt

She sucked my dick and then we $#&@ed
That good tight #~!!@, I wouldn't pass
A light-skinned freak with so much $$#

At 1 P.M. I was $#&@in away
I wanna do the same thing again today
I want (*##$es, (*##$es, and more (*##$es

Invasion of the Flat Booty (*##$es

The day my story made itself

Every (*##$ I saw was flat as hell
I told myself I must need glasses
Where's them (*##$es with the big brown $$#es

Me and my group just wanna be tough
Freak two (*##$es then switch 'em up
It was 3:35, the strip was lit

Every two blocks I seen a (*##$
But that ain't nuthin but a cat
None of them (*##$ didn't have no $$#

Wait on the bus, some was walkin
Me and my homie just started talkin
I said, oh, she looks good

He said that $$# is flat as wood
I said what about Vicky in the black
He said, Short, she's all that

(*##$es, (*##$es, (*##$es
Invasion of the Flat Booty (*##$es


The Invasion was on..

Every single day of the week

For every ^!$$% livin there's a freak
If you've got game and a bed
Why not get $#&@ed and get some head

Cuz (*##$es all over wanna get worked
I just need one with alotta turf
Me and my homie, rollin and smokin

Flat booty (*##$es took over Oakland
I told my homie, I hate to say
All the (*##$es with booties stayed home today

And he said Short, what now?
Put the pedal to the metal and hit the B-Town




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I thought them (*##$es out there was fine

But the invasion was on and it $#&@ed my mind
(*##$es, (*##$es, (*##$es
Invasion of the Flat Booty (*##$es

We hit the B-Town like Oakland flares

I knew it, (*##$es was everywhere
The first one had tits so fat
But that don't work, her $$# was flat
The second (*##$ was flat too
I capped on her like a mother$#&@in fool

I said be-atch, I know I'm cappin
Where's your $$#, baby what happened
She turned around and capped on me
She said, $#&@ you ^!$$%, where's your teeth
I damn near fell jumpin out the car

But I slapped that (*##$, and slapped her hard
My homie said Short we gots to cut
But I was kickin that (*##$ and her big flat butt
I kicked her $$#, got in the ride
Looked at the (*##$ and said bye bye

(*##$es, (*##$es, (*##$es
Invasion of the Flat Booty (*##$es

The invasion was on..

We parked the car and took a walk

I saw another (*##$ and I had to talk
I said baby, baby, baby come here
Yea you baby with your long long hair
Baby came over from across the street
She was standin on the corner just talkin to me
I was spittin the game but I talked to fast
Cuz I didn't even notice that big flat $$#

%#@!, and I was ready to go
We was rollin back to the O
I told that (*##$ I changed my mind
She looked at me and she said why?
I said I'm Sir Too Short, the Oakland player
I'm not one of them ^!$$%s who don't care
It's no thang to do my duty

But not with you and yo flat booty
Flat ain't the date superstar
I could see if you was white, but your black as tar
(*##$es, (*##$es, (*##$es
Invasion of the Flat Booty (*##$es

In the Berkeley temp, what did we find?

Freak after freak with no behind
One long day, I never got in
I'm glad that %#@! never happened again
Invasion of the Flat Booty (*##$es
Damn, I must be dreamin
Invasion of the Flat Booty (*##$es
Wake me up 'fore I start screamin

Invasion of the Flat Booty (*##$es
What's this world comin to?
Invasion of the Flat Booty (*##$es
Where's your $$#, what happened to you?
Invasion of the Flat Booty (*##$es
The invasion is on...