Yeah, you know, it's like, ehm - I rap
I got two platinum albums

I do a lotta concerts all over the place
I seen the groupies
They do whatever you say

When you want it, how you want it, and where you want it
But I ain't trippin
Cause these are the '90s

So when a freak say to me she loves me
I just say somethin like this



I say baby, why you wanna do all that?
Sleep with a brother just because I rap

You keep lookin in my eyes, and you just won't stop
All damn night you been on my jock
But I'm no fool

Cause you're sprung on my house and my swimming pool
Call me a dog, I got several freaks
When I do my shows I can't get no sleep

Cause you keep knockin at my hotel door
I was there to sleep, and can't get no more
Sleep, so why you wanna wake me up?

When I told you once I don't wanna $#&@
So get on, girl, won't you mind your own
I'm tryin to sleep, so just leave me alone

Next time I see you, I do my duty
But tonight, I got another hoochie



Hoochie, tryin to be bourgie
But you're nothin but a groupie

Riding on my snoopy



I'm Short Dog, I wanna take you backstage
And you can read it like it's on the front page
You wanna do somebody right


For those who ain't famous - not tonight
You do the NBA and the NFL

Rappers and singers as well
Keyboard players and the drummer
It's like track and field with just runners

So let me get on the phone and call all my friends
Ain't a damn thing changed but the paint on our Benz
Get somethin that you can't get from good girls

Care less about a weave or a jherri curl
Cause I know something you don't know
Ain't nothin like these groupie hoes

And since Tony Toni Ton?made the track
Get lost, fool, and tell your girl I'm back
Sing it






Get off my lap, cause you're gettin kinda heavy
Lookin at the bed, askin am I ready

Ready for what, sex?
Well, after that, baby, what's next?
We get a house in the suburbs, two-car garage

And every night I get a good massage?
Save that drama for later
And take this number to my skypager

Keep in touch, but don't call too much
When I come back around, you know what's up
It's time to get busy once again

Bring a few partners, cause I got friends
It's goin down like always
Young groupies in the hallways

I got the money, the fame, and all the things you like
So I see you next time when I rock the mic
You