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TOO SHORT lyrics : "Fuck My Car"

Let's go ridin, sidin, whippin and dippin
I know it's my car (*##$,
you ain't trippinIt's your favorite color, on a lovely day

You let me reach right over,
and rub on your leg
I'm sayin all kind of %#@!, to make you smile

Put your seatbeat on, cause
I be drivin wildYou think
I'm like them other ^!$$%z,

I just wanna $#&@
But I like to get money and get my dick sucked
I ain't your average everyday little hoe ^!$$%

And I can see through you (*##$ youse a gold diggertellin me stories,
about the richest man
But I'm Too $hort baby, the (*##$'s pimp

I come a long way from young and done the certified player
I get what I want, and I'ma holler at you later
If you ain't got game you might think

I'm a trickDon't play yourself girl you won't get no dick
I take you right back home so you can be witcha man
I know you sucker mother$#&@ers won't understand

See me with a (*##$ and say I floss too hard
These hoes ain't trippin on me, they wanna $#&@ my car
Now whether on the strip, or in the bar

If you put your mind to it, you might get far
No need to be a player or a superstar
She ain't trippin on you she'd rather $#&@ your car

She could care less about a real man
All she wants is a man with the meal plan
Pick her up in the Benz and hope she get to it

Every day is Halloween hoe, trick or treat
I throw your $$# in the trunk with a bag of rats
Drop you off at Kaiser like they did in The Mack

I know you're broke, fantasizing like Mariahget a grip on my bumper,
rub your !@$% on my tire
You can ride on top or wrap your legs around the frame

but if you get in this car you gonna respect this gameand
I'm knowin that, I hope you know it too
Only real pimps know what I'm goin through

It's a daily mission, controllin these (*##$es
Uphold the pimpin, never start sympin
Got the cleanest drop Caddy for your eyes to see

So c'mon (*##$ and take a ride with me
Now I'm about big blocks, drop tops
White guts ending with much knock

Got loot but dough ain't even trippin on it
Got keys, to three hundred Z's, knowin these (*##$es
Now whether on the strip, or in the bar


If you put your mind to it, you might get far
No need to be a player or a superstar

She ain't trippin on you she'd rather $#&@ your car
I gave you a ride for some head cause my dick was soft
But if you ain't widdit I'ma drop you off

I got hoes all around me all day and night
And yo little #~!!@'s just way too tight
for a big black dick like mine to slide in

I take my mother$#&@in time and ride it
Cause ain't no punk (*##$es where I'm from
They like to suck ^!$$%z dicks, and make us###

So get butt-naked let me slap that $$#
Play with them !@%$ while I tap that $$#
Slam your face in the pillow, and arch that back

Have you lovin this dick like it's made of crackcocaine,
and you know that costs
Can't $#&@ for free you got to pay the boss

Hundred dollar bills (*##$I break your $$# and won't feel %#@!
Cause pimpin, pimpin, that's my game
I got it from the O where it always rainspimp game, now it's time to roll

And take my hoes down to the hoe stroll
Now whether on the strip, or in the bar
If you put your mind to it, you might get far

No need to be a player or a superstar
She ain't trippin on you she'd rather $#&@ your car
You ain't slammin doors like me cause

I'm the coldest mack
From a brand new Benz to my old school 'llac
You ain't never gon stop my pimpin styleit's like two plus two, can you figure it out?
You say, what fo',
I say that's right

You know the answer ^!$$% pimpin for life
What's a trick to a hoe, some dope to a fiend
What's a bag of weed if the %#@! ain't green
You say the game is forever, well so am I
You only got two choices (*##$, hoe or dienow speak up, you better say somethin

Before I turn your $$# back into a pumpkin
Cause ain't no mother$#&@in fairy tales
Only Freaky Tales, and I tell em so well (*##$
Now get your $$# in the carDon't play me too close
I won't pimp you too hard

Now whether on the strip, or in the bar
If you put your mind to it, you might get far
No need to be a player or a superstar
She ain't trippin on you she'd rather $#&@ your car (repeat 2X)




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