(*##$! That's a trademark

I was at my house not doing anything

Half past ten I heard the phone ring
When I picked it up, I said "Hello?"
The (*##$ spoke up and said "What's up ho?"

I said, "(*##$, if you're fine it's my dick"
Enough playing, who the $#&@ is this?
She said "Janet" I said "Oh"

Met the (*##$ last week at my show
I told her "Call me" and I gave her my card
She talked dirty and my dick got hard

That night I $#&@ed the (*##$ three times straight
Next night we made another date
I gave a concert and she came backstage

$#&@ a (*##$, I'm trying to get paid
But that #~!!@ squeezed tighter than a vice grip
$#&@ed around and met this other (*##$

Right out the back I told her "(*##$ let's go"
Took the (*##$ to my limo even though
Her friend said I'm ugly, I ain't even fresh"

She told her friend they $#&@ the best
Rushed the (*##$ to the back seat
She pulled up her skirt and $#&@ed the %#@! out of me

She said her name was Paula, (*##$ turned me out
Took my dick out the #~!!@, let me### in her mouth
She kept sucking like a veteran, I couldn't handle it

The limo door opened, it was Janet
She jumped in the car, they started kissing and %#@!
I kicked back and let 'em have this dick

I told the driver "Take me straight home"
Then called my partner on the car phone
I said "I'll hook you with a bad-ass (*##$"

Come to my house and don't even trip
He came over and we served the hoes
$#&@ed the (*##$es like gigolos

Paula and Janet will make you wet in your pants
But to me, they're just two more tramps
With some good $$# mother$#&@ing #~!!@, no %#@!


Short Dog's in the mother$#&@ing house and I ain't even tripping, (*##$