If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a b**** ain't one


Tip my hat to the sun in the west
Feel the beat right in my chest

At the crossroads a second time
Make the devil change his mind.
It's a pound of flesh but it's really a ton

99 problems and a b**** ain't one

[Chorus]

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a b**** ain't one
99 problems

But a b**** ain't one.

Like broken glass under my feet

I could lose my mind in this heat
Looking for the prize but I don't want blood
I order one drink then I drink the flood

Well, you can come inside but your friends can't come
99 problems and a b**** ain't one


[Chorus]
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a b**** ain't one

I got 99
99
99

99
99 problems
But a b**** ain't one.


99
99 problems and a b**** ain't one