[Chorus]
Better check up on your girl 'cause I'm a pervert!
I'm a pervert! Down to do some dirt

Better button up your shirts, 'cause I'm a pervert!
I'm a pervert! Biggest freak on earth
Better cross your $#&@ing legs, 'cause I'm a pervert!

I'm pervert! Eyeing up your skirt!
I said my mind is in the gutter, I'm a pervert!
I can't help it! That's just how I work


[Tonedeff]
Oh yes, I'm that cat that your mama warned you about

See I don't care if you're a ditz of if you're clever (No)
I've got a penchant for mentally undressing
Sexy specimens of the feminine gender (yeah)

Since that's the case, I'm dickin down entire cities of chicks
In broad daylight and in the middle of the street
But see, it's all in my head, and though we'll probably never meet

I've seen you nude and on your knees
I'm walking 'round with mirrors on the tops of my shoes
So, don't get lazy, ma - I can tell if it's bushy

Now, Peeping Tom's a #~!!@, no need to hide or be pushy
It's way more fun when I know that you see me looking
I've got a confession to make, and the truth is

If I'm spending the night over yours to sleep (You better lock your door)
Cause in the morning, the minute that I'm alone
I'll be sniffing your girl's panties when you leave


[Chorus]
Better check up on your girl cause I'm a pervert!

I'm a pervert! Down to do some dirt
Better button up your shirts, cause I'm a pervert!
I'm a pervert! Biggest freak on earth

Better cross your $#&@ing legs, cause I'm a pervert!
I'm pervert! Eyeing up your skirt!
I said my mind is in the gutter, I'm a pervert!

I can't help it! That's just how I work

[Bridge]

Don't gimme that look, like you don't want it as much as I do
You prolly feeling my desire times two
make a move, girl, you know it's time to

Don't be timid, girl, shy's for high school
I wanna get you from behind and grind you
Really, if you're girlfriend is bi, cool

We can all intertwine, true

[Tonedeff]

Let's cut to the chase, ma - There's a reason that rubbers exist

And I'm another son of a (*##$ that's hunting for kicks

The fun of it is, wouldn't you rather have somebody sucking your !@$%
Then to be stuck in this %#@!-hole of a disco?
Let's go bake a naked pretzel, Pet Tone's snake and make it spit all over

your lips
The width of my dick is so thick, it won't fit in the midst of a ship's
haul

Did you call me chauvinist? All because I just wanna be blown and kissed
Lick your slit and just make you moan in bliss, Stick my dick in your
kizzle-hole and &&^(

You know what your motive is, otherwise, you would've stayed home and %#@!
Roll with it, my hope is this, we $#&@ and your homegirl's next
Only smoking chicks apply to ride T

And no little (*##$es get by me, cause I check ID
Kindly, step away from the @@#! if you ain't got the jist to freak
Gimme your heiney - it'll fit - you'll see!

I'm a pervert and your Ms. Discrete
Leaving a (*##$ with more glistening %#@! on her neck than Mr. T
Skillfully spread the legs she's wet between, I'm thrilled to eat! #~!!@'s

a delicacy
I'm getting obscene, but I can't think of another way to be letting off
steam

Unless you let me get a pet in your jeans
I'm stretching the seams with my hands in abandon feeling !@%$ in tandom
But I can't stand to take it anymore

I got plans to act, a true pervert will $#&@ you till you're handicapped
And so, gimme your number, nah, $#&@ it, gimme a hummer
Shimmy your bum around her mug and then### to gimme the thunder
Stick it up under your G-Spot, and rock on
Then watch the replay at 'Shhh! Iwonttellnobody dot com


[Chorus]
Better check up on your girl cause I'm a pervert!
I'm a pervert! Down to do some dirt
Better button up your shirts, cause I'm a pervert!

I'm a pervert! Biggest freak on earth
Better cross your $#&@ing legs, cause I'm a pervert!
I'm pervert! Eyeing up your skirt!
I said my mind is in the gutter, I'm a pervert!
I can't help it! That's just how I work