Provocative women, men and women gettin' in 'em.
I wanna keep 'em minimal before I need an enima
Cause some women are like animals, cannibals.

Eatin' faces up like Hannibal
And not the one from the a-team
He's cool and manageable.

They're vicious and gross, like
The snowman who's abamanable.


I'm talkin' about the women
Who be 7 deadly sinnin'
And in between their legs

It looks like we got a gremlin

Cause somebody fed their hoo-ha

Twelve hours after noon-a
And they be cleanin' up the men
Like a menstruating roomba.


You walk in the club looking for a wife
then the next morning your groin feels a knife

And you start wishing "use protection!" was a key concept in your life

If they diagnosed me with an STD

All because I was a little ^^&$#*
I would probably get on Maury,
So check that BET.


But when you have hip hop songs glorifyin'
no clothes barred lights out ^^&$#* grindin'

You can't expect them to not take it all in stride

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Cause when you're booty's rockin' everywhere
Nappy Boy is in your hair
Makin' love in this club is something you do anywhere


You take that $$# $$# $$# to the to the rack city
Unless you wanna be respectable and not get a lollipop from a guy named 50

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But if that is your cup of tea

Then by all means, keep off of me
Cause havin' hoes in all those area codes
Can lead to new offspring...


Now I just want you to know
That I don't condemn YOLO

I'm just saying you don't always have to.. uh... go low

Cause if you only live one time

Why not just enjoy a reese's piece
They're delicious and fun
With much less risk of getting' all of the herpes

But I don't want this to be sexist
I'm not just rappin' about my exes
I'm just sayin' your workout

could focus less on pelvic flexes

Maybe go to dinner,

you know, have a conversation
Something sometimes difficult
When you've got that inebriation.


And that leads to some penetration
Which can cause some indignation

And then in 9 months you've gotta put a crate in...

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Cause when you're booty's rockin' everywhere
Nappy Boy is in your hair
Makin' love in this club is something you do anywhere


Cause if you're the chick who's bad, and you're the chick who's hood
You might get a splinter if you're always workin' on that wood...

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Now again, I don't want to offend
I just want you to use your noggin
And also, a reminder

This applies to all the men.

Life isn't just about getting' it in
It's about makin' friends
splintin' shins


It's about making memories
And capturing them through a lens

So if your main concern

Is getting laid while avoiding rug burn
I suggest you listen closely put on your cap de learn

Sex is a wonderful thing
It gives your privates a happy feeling

But you shouldn't focus all your life on fulfilling your ding-a-ling

No I ain't sayin' all-hail abstinence
Go on and do your thang.
I'm just sayin' think through your life choices
Especially think about who you bang

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Cause when you're booty's rockin' everywhere
Nappy Boy is in your hair
Makin' love in this club is something you do anywhere

Cause when you put the key in the ignition

You might start to cause some friction
But some of the side effects include a
"loss-of-diction"