chef girl-ar-dee, she's been cooking
intimately she's good looking
eventually she'll make some pudding


other than that she smells
in her fantasyland of stem cells

misunderstood, she rings her bell

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she's a feminist
she's a feminist
cleopatra's ventriloquist

yeah, she's one
she's a feminist
a commie mentalist

every boy wants some

montelemant's her favorite flavor

a dilletante to her neighbors
some chateaubriand and her savior
Rosie O'Whaler


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